Does anyone besides me still use the US Postal Service?

I had to mail out a package to a good friend, and I decided to just stay in this little burg rather than drive to the "nearest" FexEx or UPS. The price was about the same I would have paid anyways and I saved on gas, so I could afford to mail it out. Is the the shorts those guys wear that drive that Big Brown Truck that has us hooked? Most of those guys do have nice tan legs and cute backsides! hahahahaha