HELP with my awful credit please.?

start paying off those minor things you mentioned. even if the account has been closed pay it off (slowly if you have to) it will help and then once you get one paid off move to the next. the evictions unfortunately i'm not sure there is anything you can do with those. what's done is done. but most importantly carry this lesson with you always. credit is important, it affects not only buying power, but also can affect job prospects. good luck to you! =D